theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

tightvaginas:

all i want is to drop of out of school and become rich and famous is that too much to ask for

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

©CP